Alright kids it's time to dig deep, oull your pennies together for a truly worthy cause. Cancer patients and shit have plenty of people helping them out, now Ghoul needs your help with a new van. Here's Digestor's plea for your cash:

 "Help GHOUL buy a van! Being mutants from a far-away country who barely know how to read and write, and who have limited access to non-pickled-cabbage-related currency, we have a lot of trouble finding transportation in your country. The last tour we did we ended up lashing ourselves to the roof of the headliner's merch truck every night after the show. Not only did they not appreciate the extra gas money we cost them, but we all ended up getting sick with the flu and Dissector was hit in the face by a passing pigeon not once, but twice. Now YOU, the noble and courageous Numbskull, have a chance to help US, the poor, benighted cannibals of Ghoul, by donating to our Kickstarter campaign. Not only will this help the band in the short term, it will allow us to tour more often and bring our message of brotherly love and peace...no wait, I got that wrong...our message of DEATH AND HORROR to you kind, generous, and physically attractive Ghoul fans. Donate now and get some junk!"

Watch their ptch video at http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/644957186/help-ghoul-buy-a-van and give some cash to a worthy band! For the price of the cheeseburger that you're shoving into your face  right now, you can put Ghoul on the road!