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Saturday, 05 January 2008 |
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Its my first Saturday night at home since the holidays and all of the Christmas cheer has me positively drained. So the evening finds me at home on the sofa with a cocktail, watching Mammoth and looking forward to a night of fabulous B Movie cheese. Dr Frank Abernathy is a world renowned scientist dedicated to his work.Especially the study of his newly found Mammoth. After taking some x-rays Frank discovers a mysterious blue crystal embedded inside of his prized beast. While trying to sort out what the crystal could be a giant meteor hits the museum killing anyone in its path. While trying to clear the dead from the rubble it looks as though the Mammoth has been destroyed, but it doesn't take long for Frank and the rest of the town to realize that the Mammoth wasn't vaporized, instead its on a rampage in their small Louisiana town. Now its up to a small group of heroes, Dr Frank, his daughter,a covert government agent and a small band of red necks to save the town and the world from the beast before its too late. While Mammoth is definitely the sort of film that you may find yourself watching when you're hungover with no will to change the channel, it is for the most part rather entertaining. Its the kind of film that pretty much knows what it is, a B grade sci-fi flick and doesn't try to take itself too seriously trying to be something larger than that. Vincent Ventresca is charming in a Absent Minded Professor meets a young Bruce Campbell a' la Army of Darkness sort of way, with his strikingly squared chin. He just lacks Bruce's impeccable comedic timing and isn't given nearly as many good one liners. Still he is a sort of diamond in the rough. The cheese ball after school special moments between Frank and his daughter get old really quick but the young Summer Glau plays pretty well opposite Tom Skeritt as her Grand Dad. The two have loads of witty banter that's kind of like the Gilmore Girls on acid. Full of obscure classic Sci- Fi film references. So while this may not be the sort of film that you'll be rushing home to watch there are most definitely worse ways to spend a lazy afternoon. |
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Last Updated ( Saturday, 05 January 2008 )
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Wednesday, 19 December 2007 |
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Sunday nights always leave me a bit restless. It's that weird spot in between saying good bye to the weekend and getting ready for a new work week. Tonight finds me sitting in the dark sipping a whiskey and watching To Kill a King. Set in the 1600's To Kill a King is the story of Generals Oliver Cromwell and Thomas Fairfax and their quest to rid England of the corrupt monarchy of King Charles, and exploring the notion that absolute power corrupts absolutely. The Story picks up right after Cromwell and Fairfax have effectively won the battle that effectively left King Charles hostage in his London estate. The hopes of the Nation and the new government is to force the King to make reforms that will grant the people of England more freedoms in commerce and religion. While he may be a captive the wily old King isn't to be out done by this group of rebels and begins striking bargains with people of Parliament, bribing them with palace treasure in order to win votes in his favor.As Cromwell fights for reform he begins to fall into power fueled madness, becoming an even greater tyrant than the king he was supposed to be fighting against. Leaving Fairfax to chose between following his ideals and killing his best friend. Now you would think that being set in one of the more fascinating times in history and with a cast that includes Tim Roth and Rupert Everett that To Kill a King would be absolutely riveting, but despite having such brilliant actors in place this movie is flat and boarders on dull. You almost expect that an actor as brilliant, nimble and amazing as Roth would be able to take a person as driven, mad and fascinating as Cromwell and deliver a stunning performance. Instead what you end up with something that feels more like Roth has been taken over by robots his performance is so stiff. Its as if Roth takes Cromwell's Puritan beliefs and all of its repressions and pours them into his portrayal. Giving no thought to the emotion and fire that brand of fanaticism often conjures up. Dougray Scott portrays Thomas Fairfax as a weak willed henpecked husband, not a man who fought for Revelation only to have to plot against his best friend when he goes mad. The one trait that Scott does manage to bring to the forefront of his portrayal of Fairfax is conflict. You can feel that Fairfax is a man torn between his convictions and concerns for his station in life. However his performance falls flat against the weak and lack luster performance of Olivia Williams as his wife Anne. She just isn't believable as the kind of woman who could inspire doubt in such a determined figure let alone conspire against them. Really leaving the relationship between them less interesting than what it could have been. While Rupert Everett is great as the sniveling, conniving King Charles, it just isn't enough to make this film. Which is really disappointing because To Kill a King has been a cast that should have made this filmfanfuckingtastic.
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Last Updated ( Wednesday, 19 December 2007 )
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Tuesday, 13 November 2007 |
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Tonight I think I've realized that I may have a sick sense of humor. Now this isn't the first time this little quark has been brought to the fore front of my mind, but as I sit in the dark at the screening of Stuck tears are running down my face as I howl with laughter watching Stephan Rea and Mena Suvari weave their way through blood, guts and traffic accidents. Brandi's life is going pretty good these days. Things are great with her boyfriend, shes up for a promotion at work and really things couldn't be much better for her these days. Things are so good that even though she has to work the next day she decides to join her pals for a night on the town. Tom's life on the other hand isn't going so great. He's just been evicted from his flea bag apartment and was turned away by the unemployment department. As day fades into night he finds himself facing homelessness and a night on a park bench. The lives of Brandi and Tom intersect when Brandi is on her way home from the club and Tom is trying to make his way to a shelter to sleep for the night. While trying to make a call on her cell Brandi doesn't see Tom crossing the street and slams into him. Tom flies through the windshield headfirst. Amazingly Tom survives the hit but he finds himself stuck inside of Brandi's windshield and badly injured. Completely freaked out by whats just happened, Brandi drives home with Tom hanging out of her car. For the next few days Brandi tries to figure out what to do with the man dying in her garage, Tom tries for figure out how to live and get past the mad woman who is now holding him hostage. When I first read what this film was about I was expecting some sort of over acted single scene melodrama. You know a crazed woman driving around with a dead guy in her car for hours on in and lots of self introspection shit while she tries to sort out what shes done and what to do about it. Instead what you get is a story that brilliantly shows how easy it is for decent people to do truly evil things when they feel their backs are against the wall. Stephan Rea is amazing as Tom and Mena Suvari is one of the most convincing sympathetic villains to ever grace the screen. Stuart Gordon does a fabulous directing job and really drives home the feeling that the situation that Brandi and Tom is an accident in the purest sense of the word, and how it isn't the situations that we're thrown that show our truest colors, but how we deal with them. |
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Last Updated ( Tuesday, 13 November 2007 )
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Sunday, 11 November 2007 |
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There are some films it seems that you wait a life time to see made. Especially when it comes to cartoons, comic books and other memories from childhood. Over the last few years Hollywood has tried in vein to bring these characters to life on the big screen, and their attempts have been half assed horrible and mediocre at best. So tonight I am off to see Transformers. I sit in the darkened theater nervous and filled with mixed emotions. Will this film come anywhere close to living up to the classic cartoon that I spent so much of my childhood obsessed with? Or will it be so bad that I will be forced to take hostages and demand my money back for sitting through another two hours of complete and utter shite? I am happy to report to everyone that Michael Bay's interpretation of Transformers isn't all that bad. Which was almost surprising considering that it has and almost all douche bag human cast. While it doesn't follow the cartoons story line exactly its a decent retelling of how the Transformers wind up here. Sam, played by Shia LaBeouf is dying to buy his first car. With $4000 in his pocket he ends up like most of us when we buy our first car, in a used car lot looking at cars that are just this side of being shit heaps. He settles on a yellow and black striped Camero. When the the car is stolen in the middle of the night Sam takes off in pursuit of the thieves following them to a junk yard. Not surprisingly he is shocked to see his car take the form of a giant robot and start walking around. That's when he finds out that his car is so much more than just a ride, and gets sucked into the battle of Autobots -vs- Decepticons and the fight to save the planet. While it doesn't follow the cartoon exactly Transformers is a decent retelling of how the Transformers came to Earth and why. Most of the big characters from the show make it in like Optimus Prime, Megatron, Bumblebee, Ironhide, Starscream and Rachet. Optimus Prime comes out especially cool because the orginal voice actor from the series once again lends his talents to the leader of the Autobots.There are also appearance from the Insectacons and Destructicons. The only real bummer is the absence of Soundwave, at least in the form which most of remember him being and the mostly all douche human cast. Still all things considered Transformers is a pretty good time at the movies. |
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Last Updated ( Sunday, 11 November 2007 )
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Wednesday, 07 November 2007 |
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I am tired as I stand in line for The Host, the South Korean monster film that's the talk of the indie festival circuit, being a self proclaimed horror and monster film aficionado, and all of the crap that's being produced in this genre these days, I can admit I'm not expecting anything too spacial from this one no matter what the festivals say. Like most monster films The Host is the story of mutants run amok. Born from deadly chemicals being dumped into the Han River, the bear wrecks havoc on the rivers shores killing and destroying anything and everyone in its path. One man is left helpless as he watches his only daughter being pulled beneath the waves of the murky river in the jaws of the beast. As the family sits in government quarantine there is a call to a cell phone, the girl is still alive. Now one family has to out run the authorities and face the monster in order save one of their own before its too late. I've said before I love going into things with low expectations and coming out of them being blown away. The Host is no exception to that. Then entire film was wonderfully shot from beginning to end with brilliant special effects that while impressive take away from the actors and the storyline. One of the few monster films in a long time that can make you laugh, jump and leave you in awe all at once. Definitely a good time. |
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